Church Bulletin Bloopers

Church Bulletin Bloopers

1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

3. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

5. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Rev. Jones supplied our pulpit.

6. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

7. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

8. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.